Terry Denton is an award-winning illustrator and author of children’s books. His cheeky sense of humour and quirky drawing style are instantly recognised by children all around Australia. His talents have been combined with other authors to produce such classics as Spooner or Later, The Paw and Jack and Pete. Terry has also illustrated many of his own texts and created award winners such as Felix and Alexander, Home is the Sailor and the 1998 YABBA winning double Zapt! and Gasp.
The Cat on the Mat is Flat
Squashed cats and big bats
Squashed cats and big bats
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HERE’S THE WILD AND wacky story of how the rat got revenge on the cat. There are also lots of other yucky and hilarious stories like Pinky Ponky the Shonky and Wonky Bonky Donkey. They’re all written with infectious rhymes and irresistible rhythms—so you’ll find yourself repeating lines long after you’ve finished the book. You might call it poetry, but it’s nothing like the poems you’re used to at school.
The illustrations by Andy’s regular partner in crime, Terry Denton, bring a grin to your face as you move from page to page. This book is for children that like their stories fast, funny and very twisted.
Andy Griffiths is one of Australia’s best selling children’s authors. His books are enjoyed by millions of kids around the world. The much-anticipated sixth book in the JUST series—Just Shocking—will be available from October.
Recommended for Age 4+
About the Author
Andy Griffiths is one of Australia’s funniest, successful and most versatile writers. He is the author of fifteen books ranging from nonsense verse, short stories, comic novels, creative writing textbooks as well as a parent’s guide for creating a healthier lifestyle for their children.
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